I couldn't believe it! Figures of 10'000 Posts and Threads next to my name? This must mean at least nearly famous? Then I saw it: How to...........by reiki, 850'000 posts in ONE MINUTE! I thought......this is the beginning,........... this is just the beginning!

However, somewhere along the way, I managed to save myself about 3 million quid (£'s) in Internet reply charges!