Tie the guy to his computer and then put him on fire as a true believer should do to those that try to make fun of followers of the light.... LOL
Tie the guy to his computer and then put him on fire as a true believer should do to those that try to make fun of followers of the light.... LOL
First they ignore you.Then they laugh at you. Then they fight you.Then you win.Gandhi
Linux para las masasResistance Is Futile. You Will Be Assimilated!
What I've read here, most of these just add to the geek/zealot factors... best way is to just leave it there. Defending or anything like that is just gonna start a IRL flamewar (if they're computer literate) or just the "man, what a geek *walk away*"-thingie
Thou shalt not kill -9
But torture and pain is such a wonderful thing to think about...or am I just that messed up???
If you have a comeback you might sound like a Linux zealot. I would say "what?" and install Ubuntu. My wife is a Mac zealot. I am a Linux zealot. My dad is a Windows zealot. If you like computers you can't help but be a little bit of a zealot. My sister does not care. She just wants to use a PC. She is not a zealot.
If you really want to say something, I would go with, "Zealot? no, their cheap and I'm just lazy. This is free and I won't have to clean up all the spyware every month or so."
Ah yes, the comic book quote. Nothing makes you seem less geeky than a comic book quote. Four stars for you!
for a laugh:
http://www.pvponline.com/article/301/Thu-Aug-19
http://www.pvponline.com/comic_archi...ts/?pg=2&c=mac
Last edited by lyceum; December 9th, 2006 at 09:58 PM.
i personnaly like the proctologist one
WHOOO! anyone who has the ability to quote Xmen is a beast
my personal favorite is
ref-dont kick him in the balls
idiot-i thought this was anything goes
ref-he'll take it personally
or, "you of all people know how fast the weather can change"
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"Bah, don't listen to him. Linux is what people with multiple brain cells do with their computers"
"Ha ha ha, good one. Hey, it's Pee Wee Herman, look, right over there!" (and when he turns to look kick him in the groin)
"Um, Zealots call people names, chum..."
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