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    Study proves that aluminium headgear can foil aliens

    Scientists at Belgium’s Leuven University have proved that helmets made from aluminium foil can offer wearers protection from aliens.

    http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2013/09/1...n-foil-aliens/
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    Re: Study proves that aluminium headgear can foil aliens

    Wish I had been wearing one back in '73
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    Re: Study proves that aluminium headgear can foil aliens

    you mean '74 - where does the time go ...
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    Re: Study proves that aluminium headgear can foil aliens

    That's what they want you to think. The sad truth is that the foil hat acts as a resonant cavity and actually amplifies the mind control waves - it gives them such good control that you can't even remember having been abducted. Foil hats were invented by the aliens.

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    Re: Study proves that aluminium headgear can foil aliens

    Quote Originally Posted by The Cog View Post
    That's what they want you to think. The sad truth is that the foil hat acts as a resonant cavity and actually amplifies the mind control waves - it gives them such good control that you can't even remember having been abducted. Foil hats were invented by the aliens.
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    Re: Study proves that aluminium headgear can foil aliens

    Belgians.
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    Re: Study proves that aluminium headgear can foil aliens

    The key is to use multiple sheets and rotate the directions when you make the hat. The article failed to mention that.

    Forum members have known the benefits of tinfoil for years: http://ubuntuforums.org/showthread.p...highlight=foil
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    Re: Study proves that aluminium headgear can foil aliens

    Wacky-Tobacky and watching The Signs. Talk about a trippy experience.

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    Re: Study proves that aluminium headgear can foil aliens

    Cooooooool. Now I can stop mods from noticing what I do! Oops. Maybe I shouldn't have mentioned that! Oh, well! Time to spam the forums!
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    Re: Study proves that aluminium headgear can foil aliens

    Whew. And to think I've been worrying for nothing.
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