I've been up all night trying to install Lubuntu on this old, crappy computer that cannot boot from USB. What I need to do is create a GRUB bootloader that I can simply plug into the darn thing, and then be able to boot Lubuntu through my USB flashdrive. Before anyone asks, I HAVE NO CDs, NO DVDs, -NOTHING! Just a 1GB flashdrive, a floppy, and two PCs with Windows.
Please give me specific directions.