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    UFO Disclosure

    Couldnt find this already posted but probably has been.Great topic for the cafe Hon. Paul Hellyer - Minister of National DefenseTestified knowing of 4 Alien races actively visiting Earth. https://www.youtube.com/watch?featur...v=JDuqZbjxB_E#!
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    Re: UFO Disclosure

    More nutters.


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    I think my first abduction was back in '73.

    US Government is in on it, of course. I know this because the Veterans Administration denies there is a homing device implanted in my left gluteus maximux and they won't remove it.

    Aliens keep coming back for me every couple of years.

    I'm getting tired of waking up in my birthday suit on the front porch of some farmhouse or another in rural Iowa when they drop me back off.
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    Quote Originally Posted by QIII View Post
    Aliens keep coming back for me every couple of years.

    I'm getting tired of waking up in my birthday suit on the front porch of some farmhouse or another in rural Iowa when they drop me back off.
    Happened to me as well but I think there was beer involved

    Oh and it wasn't Iowa, something more local like my front porch.

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    The cops never believe me when I say I wasn't drinking. The aliens just seem to have an inside joke about leaving all those beer cans around a guy when they drop him off.
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    I like the expression on the cat's face. LOL.

    Looks like, "Why do I have to put up with this?"

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    More nutters.

    Use whatever OS or desktop works for you. Backup your computer regularly, and definitely before upgrading or partitioning.

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    Re: UFO Disclosure

    Quote Originally Posted by Old_Grey_Wolf View Post
    I like the expression on the cat's face. LOL.

    Looks like, "Why do I have to put up with this?"
    Looks like "I'll GET you for this..."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Iowan View Post
    Looks like "I'll GET you for this..."


    Actually it does.
    Last edited by Old_Grey_Wolf; June 14th, 2013 at 10:39 PM.
    Use whatever OS or desktop works for you. Backup your computer regularly, and definitely before upgrading or partitioning.

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    Quote Originally Posted by QIII View Post
    I'm getting tired of waking up in my birthday suit on the front porch of some farmhouse or another in rural Iowa when they drop me back off.
    I'm still trying to figure out what they have against Iowa...
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    Re: UFO Disclosure

    Guys, I just saw that very bright light shining through the curtains again, it's close to 12:00am so the time is about right to bid you farewell. Hopefully they drop me off after whatever they have planned for me, wish me well. Au revoir!

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