Phone call yesterday afternoon:

“Dis Microsof tegnical support: (hmmm) Reported you have bad virus on computer an you need have fix.”
I say: “Don’t use Microsoft” and start laughing,
He gets flustered: What kine …. (couldn’t understand) … you got?
I come back (having trouble talking because I’m laughing so hard) . “I do not use Microsoft, I use Ubuntu Linux.”
He comes back: “You need let me fix virus .. let me get on you computer.”
By then my sides are beginning to hurt from laughing so hard .. so I just hang up.

Lesson:
Dear scammer, if you are going to try and scam people so you can get into their computers, AT LEAST get someone on the phone that uses English as AT LEAST a second language level .. not the third or fourth language !