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    Apple developing new customer base

    Just in case you're feeling too superior today:

    http://www.gizmag.com/orangutans-use...er-apes/20992/

    I know this took me down a notch!
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    Re: Apple developing new customer base

    Orangutangs are smarter then most humans.

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    Re: Apple developing new customer base

    Great, how long before they start surfing for "orangutan porn"?

    Mahal likes using video apps, primarily to watch footage recorded of himself, while MJ, a 31-year-old female, enjoys watching video of male orangutans.
    I can see it now, orangutans posting video on YouTube or blogging Shakespeare! Or coordinating an uprising to overthrow their human oppressors!

    Hmm.. maybe they can raise the average intelligence of Facebook posts!
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    Re: Apple developing new customer base

    Apple is desperate to get their stock price up. It only makes sense to go after the zoo market. I want to see the ape's reaction when they find out that their favorite apps will cost them bananas.
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    Re: Apple developing new customer base

    The price of these must be huge, say the entire banana supply of South America for something that will be obsolete in 0.2 seconds.

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