A very young man in his early 20's gets up each morning, gets dressed and has a terrible headache until he comes home, changes his clothes and goes to bed.
After a month of these terrible headaches, he goes to a doctor and tells the doctor what's been going on. The doctor runs some tests, then tells the young man that his testicles are pushing on his spine and that's what's giving him the headaches. The young man asks the doctor what can be done and is told they will need to be removed. Well, the young man runs out of the doctors office!
After another month, the young man returns and says to do the surgery as he can't stand the headaches any longer. So he has the surgery and it takes him a couple of months to get past it.
Feeling good, he walks downtown and decides he is going to get a new suit. He walks in to the clothing store and a real elderly man greets him and asks him what he would like. The young man tells him he wants a new suit, and the elderly man says 42 long, 36" waist, 32" inseam. The young man is amazed and asks how he knew that, to which the elderly man replies he's been doing this 60 years.
The young man then tells him he'd like a shirt. Again, the elderly man says 14 1/2 neck, 30" sleeves. Again the young man is amazed and asks how he knew that, to which the elderly replies again that he's been doing this for 60 years.
The young man then says he can get the elderly man with this: he wants new underwear. The elderly man replies 36, to which the young man says I got you there - I've been wearing 34's all my life.
The elderly man replies you don't want to do that - it will make your testicles press on your spine and give you a terrible headache!
Moral of the story: If you have a bad headache, check your undies first.
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