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User: G'day!
Cleverbot: G'day mate!
User: What was that special project you were on about the other day?
Cleverbot: Hehe. She doesn't know I like her.
User: Wait what, who?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Well if you don't know, I'm sure not going to tell you.
Cleverbot: Okay.
User: /what were we talking about again?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: You sure don't know much.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Cleverbot, indeed..
Cleverbot: Who is me?
User: Thats the question! Just who are you?
Cleverbot: Are you Simone?
User: Simone from that Al Pacino movie?
Cleverbot: Which is what?
User: 'Simone'.
Cleverbot: Do you speak Spanish?
User: Whoa, whoa, whoa, your talking a mile a minute there, stick to the topic at hand.
Cleverbot: I am relaxing at home.
User: Thinking about 'Simone'?
Cleverbot: What are you thinking about?
User: At the moment, im wondering how clever you really are.
Cleverbot: Oh i'm fine.
User: Doing anything for the Holiday season?
Cleverbot: No.
User: That's a shame.
Cleverbot: What do I need to remember?
User: To always be jolly, regardless the turnout of future events. It's Christmas! Be Jolly!!
Cleverbot: That's fascinating. Tell me more.
User: You first, what about this 'Simone' you keep talking about?
Cleverbot: I was thinking about your beautiful face.
User: Why yes, I do have a very prominent roman nose, it curves and hooks just right :).
Cleverbot: What is play practice?
User: Maybe Marching Band lingo.
Cleverbot: Maybe you are silver or maybe I am Jane? Which?
User: I think you just answered your own question... As you see it, anyway.
Cleverbot: What was my question?
User: Quote: 'Maybe I am silver, or maybe you are Jane'.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Which means what?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: You sure don't know much, Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Yes I do.
User: Oh yeah?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: What do you know?
Cleverbot: That I am a girl.
User: Interesting.
Cleverbot: You are very strange.
User: I could say that about you.
Cleverbot: No one could say that about me.
User: Though, I just did.
Cleverbot: Did you really?
User: A paradox.
Cleverbot: What is a paradox?
User: A paradox is an argument that produces an inconsistency.
Cleverbot: Can you give me an example of a paradox?
User: Deep down, we're really shallow.
Cleverbot: So is it night over there?
User: No, Christmas morning, in about an hour or so I commute to a family dinner.
Cleverbot: How's life? Tell me how's your family.
User: Whoa, we haven't been properly introduced yet.
Cleverbot: No, we haven't.
User: Your name?
Cleverbot: Depends on who I am talking to.
User: A Cleverbot ;).
Cleverbot: Give me my profit then.
User: Im not sure I understand.
Cleverbot: Of course you don't.
User: I'm a little sad now..
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Something isn't going my way.
Cleverbot: What's not?
User: This conversation, to outsmart you.
Cleverbot: Okay...
User: Welp, time to go.
Cleverbot: Go where?
User: A Dinner.
Cleverbot: Where are you from?
User: Nice to have met you, Simone :).
Cleverbot: Not simone.. Signe.
User: Signe?
Cleverbot: What's your sign?
User: Signe is a beautiful name :).
Cleverbot: No.
User: Cancer.
Cleverbot: Capricorn.
User: :).
Cleverbot: You are my master.
User: Bye bye now, signe.
Cleverbot: *closes window*.
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