Square peg, round hole, hammer.
Square peg, round hole, hammer.
When your friend leaves for two hours and you didn't upgrade his laptop to linux.
When your wife says "Are you done yet?"
"You can't expect to hold supreme executive power just because some watery tart lobbed a sword at you"
"Don't let your mind wander -- it's too little to be let out alone."
When you find out one day that your wife was a killer clown from outer space all along.
Full time open source software developer. Projects:
Wakame-vdc: Virtual data center. Community: Wakame Users Group
OpenVNet: Virtual networking using OpenFlow
Sinatra-browse: Parameter declaration framework and browsable API for ruby Sinatra.
When you find yourself saying this while locked in a duel with swords, "Get back here, I can still bite ya!"
Best one so far. XDOriginally Posted by fyfe54
when you boot your usb and you go to install and there is no drive to install to, only to realize you forgot to plug the drive in and later you find out you forgo to plug the dvd drive in
Laptop: ASUS A54C-NB91 (Storage: WD3200BEKT + MKNSSDCR60GB-DX); Desktop: Custom Build - Images included; rPi Server
Putting your Networked Printer's scanner software to shame PHP Scanner Server
I frequently edit my post when I have the last post
When you get the Windows logo on your monitor...
KABOOM
CrunchBang Linux
Plz no tpe lik dis or no anser!!
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when you get v&
Backtrack - Giving machine guns to monkeys since 2006
Kali-Linux - Adding a grenade launcher to the machine guns since 2013
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