Funniest reasons to scrap windows

[Metallion]

Because my mom keeps hanging curtains on my screen.

[ajr893]

It's too damn cold outside to open windows!

[pqwoerituytrueiwoq]

i can't see anything with my cats in the window

[pqwoerituytrueiwoq]

virtually no windows software is 64bit, so i can't fully utilize my 64bit cpu

[linuxcoffeelover]

Because the windows dog could never find my files even when I put them on the Desktop.

[pqwoerituytrueiwoq]

it only has 1 task bar

[LillyDragon]

Always felt like somebody was peeping in my Windows and watching my every move.

All the posts above me on this page so far are snicker-inducing and clever, keep 'em coming guys. XD

Because the windows dog could never find my files even when I put them on the Desktop.

I just barely remember that little guy! It was so cute, whatever happened to that app? Probably ran out the Window. > : D

[gas0line]

Because when opened, bugs fly right through.

[chrisbarnes1992]

Because The page cannot be displayed.

[pqwoerituytrueiwoq]

because IE crashed and recommend running with addons disabled, when it crashed with them disabled