Funniest reasons to scrap windows

[Buntu Bunny]

Because I can't find curtains to match.

[elhancho]

Because I'm being stalked by slenderman

[LillyDragon]

Because a silly little penguin wouldn't stop throwing Apples at my Windows.



Yes, I even drew a picture of the little perpetrator in the act! (It's old and from my scrapbook, but yeah. =P)

Because I can't find curtains to match.

Most clever excuse in the topic! XD Keep 'em coming guys.

[DukeOfMixture]

Because I don't need a flashlight to explore my files.

[robsoles]

Because a well configured installation of Samba makes a better (more stable & reliable, less likely to invalidate valid logons/sessions) Windows DC than Windows does

[SFBrother]

Blue Screen of Death. Oh and Vista.

[Metallion]

Because Duke Nukem 3D ran better under DOS anyway.

[pqwoerituytrueiwoq]

got tired of updateing programs that want to install X software every time it updates

[bfmetcalf]

Because every windows program wants to put a new tool/search bar into your browser

[pqwoerituytrueiwoq]

because the "system idel processes" waste my electricity/battery