So the rules ore not complicated at all.
A user describes a unpleasant situation fictional or real, does not matter. And the follewing poster must call it "Luxury" and describe a more unpleasant situation.
Back in my days, I was forced to install a 100 mb distro using floppy drives.
Luxury, back in my days, I was forced to download it over a 3 kb/sec network.
Hope you enjoy it, that is if this takes off.
When I was a child I was forced to use a hit and miss 4/kb/sec dial up connection.