Sometimes I see posts and have to figuratively 'bite my tongue' to prevent an unhelpful response. But these are some of the things I am tempted to say.
Q. Can I delete Ubuntu and go back to Windows?
A. No I'm sorry, but now you have Ubuntu on your hard drive it is impossible to revert back. You will have to purchase a new hard drive. As you have Ubuntu installed on your computer, you will also have to send $50 per month to the Free Software Foundation to avoid prosecution. This will be for the rest of your life.
Q. I am having a problem with Unbuntu/Ubunut/various mispellings...
A. I am sorry, this forum is for Ubuntu users only. Try the Unbuntu/Ubunut/various mispellings forum instead.
Q. What is this Ubuntu thing?
A. Ubuntu is a Windows virus which will burn your hard drive like the olympic torch. It will also persuade Facebook to demolish your house, have sex with your partner and make your kids fail their exams. As you have visited this forum, you now have the virus on your computer.
Q. Ubuntu sux! Windows rools etc. etc....
A. You are dribbling into your mash and your incontinence pad needs changing. The red button will call the nurse.
Q. I installed Ubuntu and now Windows won't boot up....
A. You have chosen the red pill. Welcome, you have escaped from The Matrix.