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    Ban the User Above You Poetically

    just as the title say ban the user above you with a poem. any poem will do. any skill level is acceptable. just make sure you ban with a poem

    here ye, here ye
    the ban poetic
    is now for thee
    now get rid of the tick

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    Re: Ban the User Above You Poetically

    Who has seen the wind?
    Neither I nor you:
    But you shall be punished for that,
    As the banhammer gets through.


    Who has seen the wind?
    Neither you nor I:
    But you shall banish from this forum,
    As the banhammer gets by.

    (a virtual high-five to those who knows which poem I ripped off borrowed from).

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    Re: Ban the User Above You Poetically

    banned for thinking I might know not Rossetti
    but alas, you may say my concerns are petty
    If you have freedom but you don't value it, you're likely to lose it. -Richard Stallman

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    Re: Ban the User Above You Poetically

    I'll give it a try
    and ban this rybnik guy
    though I don't know why

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    Re: Ban the User Above You Poetically

    Can you see?
    I ban you, see!
    Though I'm clearly not a poet
    And now you all know it
    You are banned from A to Z.
    int main() {
    insert_clever_signature();
    return 0;
    }

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    Re: Ban the User Above You Poetically

    Dost thou, craven, flee?
    Then must I ban thee!
    Swiftly banned thou art,
    By the grave Linux Tux,
    And with hockey pucks!
    Get thee hence, depart!

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    Re: Ban the User Above You Poetically

    you banned by me
    hah you are banned by me
    now haiku bans you

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    Re: Ban the User Above You Poetically

    Quoth the raven, banned thou are
    Banned, I say, from afar.
    Nevermore shalt thou post
    Except through thy ghost.
    Ask not how --
    Banned art thou.
    Last edited by pydsigner; September 25th, 2012 at 03:44 AM. Reason: (Apologies to Poe)

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    Re: Ban the User Above You Poetically

    You can burn my house, you can cut my hair.
    You can make me wrestle naked with a grizzly bear.

    You can poison my cat, baby I don't care.
    But if you post on this forum, I'll ban you right there!
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    Re: Ban the User Above You Poetically

    I've poisoned your bear and cut down your house.
    Your cat shall now wrestle with Mickey Mouse.

    What's that up above? It's a bird! It's a plane!
    No -- it's a giant Banhammer gone insane.

    Its flight is chaotic, but its path remains true
    The Banhammer has now fallen on YOU!
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