Ban the User Above You Poetically

[chellrose]

The stars are out, the moon is bright.
I have a ban for you tonight.
It might scare or cause a fright,
But to ban Metallion is only right.

So begone with you, I say!
The banhammer has hammered you away
To a place where you shall stay
Banned from here for all your days.

[Metallion]

Gee, all my days must be short.
Because here's good old me back on the court.
Lady, I'm a banning machine.
You couldn't ban me even if you were the hill's queen.
You might like it here but don't just settle,
because you're hit with a solid banhammer of Metallion certified™ solid metal.

[zombifier25]

In the farthest of the lands there was a magical genie,
Who gave wishes to all, from the peasants to royalty.
No money, no gold, none at all required,
The wishers could have whatever their foolish hearts desired.

But alas! They knew none of the genie's true intent,
The wishes were corrupted, and the meanings were bent.
But the corpses of the fools who fell did naught,
Be careful of what you wish for, the lessons weren't taught.

In front of me was a strange man asking,
Who said there was this Metallion doing the ban-hammer thing.
He begged me to free him from the cruelty of the hammer
So I ban-ished him and Metallion and have both kill each other,
In the farthest of the lands, with me being the spectator.

Be careful of what you wish for, none of you learned,
So all of you will be sent to my eternal prison and burn!

[pydsigner]

I ban thee for slaying my foes.
On and on this drear banning goes.
Let us end it all here and now!
Lie buried in a deep haymow!

[darth62969]

this rhyme suck
i know
i could not thunk
ah so
i ban thee above
from here
never to be love
nah nere

[pydsigner]

Banned for banning pathetically
I ban not hypothetically!

[chellrose]

Banned for judging another's poem.
You shouldn't do that, if you don't know him.
So be careful little fingers what you post,
You might get banned from the forum you love most!

[sqrooup]

One would think that, that man
William Sheakspeare will thee ban!

[Ahmadii Sahrab]

William beans thats the name
take a ban to the face ?

[chellrose]

Banned for having a bean count of 4.
That's too few beans; you need some more.
Your bean count shall equal a prime plus one,
And be divisible by three hundred and one.
It must have three for a factor, and forty-two,
You have much work yet to do.
So I'm sending you away to far-off lands,
To find more beans. Until then -- Banned!