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  1. #71
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    Re: Ban the User Above You Poetically

    Banhammers! they scare me not.
    I crush your banhammer with my plutonium rock.
    Banned you are
    By my gamma-emmiter
    (If the radiation doesn't first make you rot.)
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  2. #72
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    Re: Ban the User Above You Poetically

    Night time wanderings
    lead to situations unforseen
    From the depths of space
    I return bloodied but unbowed
    with one thought in my mind
    YOU ARE BANNED
    Mutate and Survive...

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    Re: Ban the User Above You Poetically

    As you quietly stand
    The mightiest of all banners appears.
    The BANhammerANVIL!
    You are un-quietly banned.
    int main() {
    insert_clever_signature();
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    Re: Ban the User Above You Poetically

    I'm waiting in my cold cell
    for the screeching of the door handle.
    They'll come for me... to raise Sissy13's hell.
    When my (ban)hammer meets the anvil.
    Full time open source software developer. Projects:
    Wakame-vdc: Virtual data center. Community: Wakame Users Group
    OpenVNet: Virtual networking using OpenFlow
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  5. #75
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    Re: Ban the User Above You Poetically

    I do ban Metallion.
    I also ride my stallion
    Holding the banhammer high
    Now I cast it through the sky
    To ban you. Please do not cry.

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    Re: Ban the User Above You Poetically

    There once was a pydsigner with a bean count of 4.
    2+2 was all he had, he could not obtain more.
    Though he's long gone, his legend remains
    Down through the thread, with its joys and its pains.
    "Where has he gone?" The question you ask.
    Alas, he was banned, and forever his ban shall last.
    int main() {
    insert_clever_signature();
    return 0;
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  7. #77
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    Re: Ban the User Above You Poetically

    Eternity's been shortened,
    And so shall now be your stay;
    As long as you live you're banned,
    Beginning from yesterday!

  8. #78
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    Re: Ban the User Above You Poetically

    Return, I shall! You cannot keep me away!
    I laugh at your bans, for they do not work for a day.
    Banned! You are banned! A thousand times and more.
    As you exit the thread, please kindly shut the door.
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    insert_clever_signature();
    return 0;
    }

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    Re: Ban the User Above You Poetically

    Long time had I not visited this thread,
    So I shall proceed to returning from the dead,
    And whip out my old banhammer from my head.
    You're now ground into baked bread,
    Your bones will be turned into my bed,
    Your disappearance confuses even the feds,
    "It was a tragedy", your family said.
    And while I racks up my banning creds,
    You're virtually banned from A to Z!

    (Banning someone is equivalent to killing that person online, hence the de-boning)

  10. #80
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    Re: Ban the User Above You Poetically

    Look! A zombie! Die, die!
    Again, again I cry.
    You've been hit on the head
    So finally you are dead.

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