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  1. #61
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    Re: Ban the User Above You Poetically

    There once was a pydsinger from somewhere.
    He killed my dog, the inhuman sea hare!
    So I exploded with rage,
    nearly tore out his rib cage.
    For that he's banned and I hope he's aware.
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  2. #62
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    Re: Ban the User Above You Poetically

    heh aware?
    i think bear
    he is dead
    cause of what you did
    so i here by ban you
    for you have maid me blue

  3. #63
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    Re: Ban the User Above You Poetically

    Have you not heard? The rules are reversed.
    Check out the dollar bills in your purse.
    Blue is now green, and green is now blue,
    So green is what Metallion "maid" you.

    But alas! Green is most unbecoming for a maid.
    Your original color, you should have stayed.
    Since you did not, I now must ban
    Ban darth62969, to faraway lands.
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  4. #64
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    Re: Ban the User Above You Poetically

    I woke up with my dollar bills blue,
    Such an unfitting color for my bills.
    You having something to do with it 'twas true,
    So I shall dethrone you from your kingdom up in the hills,
    And slice you up into pieces for my meal.

  5. #65
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    Re: Ban the User Above You Poetically

    Headline: zombie ate a cat!
    You are banned, and that is that!

  6. #66
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    Re: Ban the User Above You Poetically

    hey where's your hat
    for the eaten cat
    ate the hat
    that was on the mat
    that covered the bat
    that the old lady ate
    for it is now bait
    bannnnned

  7. #67
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    Re: Ban the User Above You Poetically

    There once was a Sith lord from the death star.
    He wanted the Empire to start a freaking war.
    But that's against the forum's rules.
    So he'll be banned with a kick in the jewels.
    Can't come back until he figures out who shot first in the bar.
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  8. #68
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    Re: Ban the User Above You Poetically

    You are banned from Planet Earth.
    But this ban, though it gives great mirth,
    Is not sufficient. It needs to be
    A more encompassing ban for thee!

    Banned thou art, from the Solar System.
    Your friends might say, "we sure do miss 'im."
    But fear not! I am not done.
    You are banned from every sun.

    Oh wait, what's that you say?
    Still not enough for you today?
    Then from the universe you shall be
    Banned! From now, 'til A is Z.
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  9. #69
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    Re: Ban the User Above You Poetically

    You resist well, Sissy13, so I must get
    One million slaves to build my gadget:
    A banhammer that is so huge that nobody
    Can escape it! You don't look scared, you foolhardy,
    Let me tell you you should starting saying goodbye
    To this beloved forum and its members. Abye
    The dark solitude of a non-Internet life.
    BAM! You are hit! BAM! once again! Your afterlife
    Has just started. And if you dare resurrecting
    Avoid me, this forum and do house-sitting!

  10. #70
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    Re: Ban the User Above You Poetically

    I ban thee, squenson!
    I have a gun, run!
    The banhammer waits
    And slowly inflates
    To give you a heave
    In case you don't leave

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