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  1. #41
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    Re: Ban the User Above You Poetically

    The stars are out, the moon is bright.
    I have a ban for you tonight.
    It might scare or cause a fright,
    But to ban Metallion is only right.

    So begone with you, I say!
    The banhammer has hammered you away
    To a place where you shall stay
    Banned from here for all your days.
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    Re: Ban the User Above You Poetically

    Gee, all my days must be short.
    Because here's good old me back on the court.
    Lady, I'm a banning machine.
    You couldn't ban me even if you were the hill's queen.
    You might like it here but don't just settle,
    because you're hit with a solid banhammer of Metallion certified™ solid metal.
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    Re: Ban the User Above You Poetically

    In the farthest of the lands there was a magical genie,
    Who gave wishes to all, from the peasants to royalty.
    No money, no gold, none at all required,
    The wishers could have whatever their foolish hearts desired.

    But alas! They knew none of the genie's true intent,
    The wishes were corrupted, and the meanings were bent.
    But the corpses of the fools who fell did naught,
    Be careful of what you wish for, the lessons weren't taught.

    In front of me was a strange man asking,
    Who said there was this Metallion doing the ban-hammer thing.
    He begged me to free him from the cruelty of the hammer
    So I ban-ished him and Metallion and have both kill each other,
    In the farthest of the lands, with me being the spectator.

    Be careful of what you wish for, none of you learned,
    So all of you will be sent to my eternal prison and burn!
    Last edited by zombifier25; September 29th, 2012 at 11:04 AM.

  4. #44
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    Re: Ban the User Above You Poetically

    I ban thee for slaying my foes.
    On and on this drear banning goes.
    Let us end it all here and now!
    Lie buried in a deep haymow!

  5. #45
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    Re: Ban the User Above You Poetically

    this rhyme suck
    i know
    i could not thunk
    ah so
    i ban thee above
    from here
    never to be love
    nah nere

  6. #46
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    Re: Ban the User Above You Poetically

    Banned for banning pathetically
    I ban not hypothetically!

  7. #47
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    Re: Ban the User Above You Poetically

    Banned for judging another's poem.
    You shouldn't do that, if you don't know him.
    So be careful little fingers what you post,
    You might get banned from the forum you love most!
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    Re: Ban the User Above You Poetically

    One would think that, that man
    William Sheakspeare will thee ban!
    My calendar is confused
    At the beginning it has M and T for Monday and Tuesday
    At the end it has 2 S' for Saturday and Sunday
    In the middle; WTF?

  9. #49
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    Re: Ban the User Above You Poetically

    William beans thats the name
    take a ban to the face ?

  10. #50
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    Re: Ban the User Above You Poetically

    Banned for having a bean count of 4.
    That's too few beans; you need some more.
    Your bean count shall equal a prime plus one,
    And be divisible by three hundred and one.
    It must have three for a factor, and forty-two,
    You have much work yet to do.
    So I'm sending you away to far-off lands,
    To find more beans. Until then -- Banned!
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