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  1. #31
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    Re: Ban the User Above You Poetically

    There once was a squenson from Switzerland
    that picked on a poor sissy so bland.
    Now get out of here please
    and don't forget your cheese
    because you sir, are banned!
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  2. #32
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    Re: Ban the User Above You Poetically

    I once had a trophy quite glittery
    'Til Metallion began to get jittery
    And stole the trophy away
    So now he shall pay
    By being banned from the forum for eternity.
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  3. #33
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    Re: Ban the User Above You Poetically

    but why eternity
    eternity is bad
    for its all he had
    and now you're banned
    for even having a trophy
    that metallion would even
    want to steal, to bad
    he's gone to heaven.
    (i know the damn poem sucks it ain't my best work)

  4. #34
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    Re: Ban the User Above You Poetically

    A Sonnet For Banning

    Passing through, I ban you.
    I ban you, back to May,
    I ban you every way;
    I ban your IP, too.
    That I would ban, you knew,
    That you did not, can't say;
    You had your chance to bay.
    Yes, it is all quite true.

    I ban in the morning,
    I ban you every night;
    I ban for a warning,
    To break up every fight.
    Banned not pathetically,
    I ban poetically.

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    Re: Ban the User Above You Poetically

    Banned you are,
    From here to the stars.
    Banned from every planet
    And every galaxy.
    Banned from the universe you shall be.
    int main() {
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    return 0;
    }

  6. #36
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    Re: Ban the User Above You Poetically

    I'll be your master and I'll be your slave
    until the day that you will dance avidly on my grave.
    Seems like a lifetime we've been living this lie
    but I can't help keep lying if you're not banned before my eyes.
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    Re: Ban the User Above You Poetically

    Woke up normal all day
    Got a fever last night
    Now I can't help but say
    "You did this to me, right?"

    Now I wield my banhammer
    And smash it against your head
    I'm laughing like the Joker
    Because you're kicked off this thread!

  8. #38
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    Re: Ban the User Above You Poetically

    well it it was not for lies
    i would ban you until you cry
    but i can't lie so i will say
    your are banned form my post
    you can't even edit it at the most
    nor can you comment on what i say
    cause form here you may lay
    the bottom of the ocean
    is where you will sleep
    after i ban you from my keep
    so i bid you an ado
    so here is for you to do
    go to hell may you
    for the ban is a clue
    (no offence intended)
    Last edited by darth62969; September 28th, 2012 at 06:08 PM. Reason: disclaimer

  9. #39
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    Re: Ban the User Above You Poetically

    I ban you, darth with a nine;
    I ban you, go home and dine.
    Stop haunting this forum -- now!
    I ban you -- Hi-ya! Ker-pow!

  10. #40
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    Re: Ban the User Above You Poetically

    The sky is clear and the grass is green.
    A gust of wind, a wrinkle in the lake.
    Such a beautiful morning to which I wake.
    Too bad it turns me into a big bad banning machine!
    Full time open source software developer. Projects:
    Wakame-vdc: Virtual data center. Community: Wakame Users Group
    OpenVNet: Virtual networking using OpenFlow
    Sinatra-browse: Parameter declaration framework and browsable API for ruby Sinatra.

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