Ban the User Above You Poetically

[darth62969]

poems?
who spoke poems?
i spoke poems!
you spoke poems!
i ban thee for a lousy poem!!

[chellrose]

I ban thee for the selfsame reason.
For poetic bans are always in season.
The poem's quality
Matters not to me
For soon the air shall be freezin'.

[Metallion]

You can steal my car and drive it into the lake.
You can stick me in the oven and put it on bake.

You can throw a big brick through my window pane.
But I'll ban you for ever ending my king of the hill reign!

Because it's the little thing!
Aw it's just the little things!
That drive me wiiiiiiiild... oh sorry. Got carried away there.

[chellrose]

It appears thy delusion lingers still.
How quaint thy thoughts of claims to the hill.
By my trophy I ban thee at will.

[zombifier25]

I don't support this certain type of English,
"thee", "thy" , etc. they can go and sleep with the fish!
Your cat avatar is very unacceptable,
It's too dark for the cat face to be viewable.
Your signature code block somewhat amuses me,
"Function undefined", that's what the error will be.
Since I'm too tired to think of better reasons,
I'll just banhammer you right now for fun!

[|{urse]

Banned.. on-demand, talk to the hand.

[darth62969]

i ban the |{urse
for you are the worst
for formatting your poem
you need to know 'em
the rules of the line
that needs to define
where you put you words
and the enter or return

[chellrose]

You are banned for impersonating the grammar police,

For your post has 3.14159 capitalization errors -- at least!

[synaptix]

Banned by echo ban.

[squenson]

You are banned for impersonating the grammar police,

For your post has 3.14159 capitalization errors -- at least!

Using digits in a poem
Is disgusting and very lame
For that reason you must move in
Far far away, Sissy13!