you could be cute and cuddly like a lamb,
you could have just aced your final exam,
you could be a million times smarter than I am,
you're still banned and I don't give a damn.
you could be cute and cuddly like a lamb,
you could have just aced your final exam,
you could be a million times smarter than I am,
you're still banned and I don't give a damn.
Full time open source software developer. Projects:
Wakame-vdc: Virtual data center. Community: Wakame Users Group
OpenVNet: Virtual networking using OpenFlow
Sinatra-browse: Parameter declaration framework and browsable API for ruby Sinatra.
I am Ban.
Ban I am.
Do you like green eggs and ham?
You do not like them?
Banned you are.
Banned from here and banned from there,
You are banned from everywhere.
Banned in a boat and banned by a goat.
Banned in the rain and banned from the train.
You are banned in the dark and banned up a tree.
Banned from your car. Banned! you shall be.
Banned in a box with a fox on the rocks.
Banned from your house while your cat eats the mouse.
Banned from here and banned from there,
You are banned from everywhere!
int main() {
User chellrose;
chellrose.insert_clever_signature();
return 0;}
Be gone from the forum
My bonnie Irish lass
Be gone from the forum my darlin'
You broke the rules love
And you're his'try now
And you will be banned forever
Please read The Forum Rules and The Forum Posting Guidelines
A thing discovered and kept to oneself must be discovered time and again by others. A thing discovered and shared with others need be discovered only the once.
This universe is crazy. I'm going back to my own.
Some say my poetry it does suck
but I don't care, call me unfair
I'm gonna say you are down on your luck
coz you're banned for a complete lack of flair
I was Ninja'd while thinking of this and Sissy hasn't been back since so posting anyway. Deal with it.
There once was a sissy from planet earth.
He tried to be a king for what it's worth.
Built a hill house to dwell,
then got nuked down to hell.
Now he's banned for rebirth.
Since I've already rhymed
you're just banned and can kiss my behind.
Last edited by Metallion; September 25th, 2012 at 02:59 PM.
Full time open source software developer. Projects:
Wakame-vdc: Virtual data center. Community: Wakame Users Group
OpenVNet: Virtual networking using OpenFlow
Sinatra-browse: Parameter declaration framework and browsable API for ruby Sinatra.
roses are red violets are blue
then thy ban on you must be true
Once there was an admin who had a badass hammer,
Punished were the trolls, the bots and the spammers.
But then I stole it like a thief I was born,
And this thread shall be scorched, all tattered and torn!
(I will be watching with all this popcorn)
some say that orange
creates a kinda carnage
when you try to rhyme
the word orange in time
but you are banned 'cause
i'm about to rhyme orange
with your damn door hinge
(With apologies to E. Browning)
Pray tell, how shall I ban thee? Let me count the ways;
How long shall I ban thee? I ban thee all thy days.
I ban thee by the moonlight, that laps upon the hill;
I ban thee by the wind, that runs thine ancient mill.
I ban thee by the waters, that trickle through the ford;
By the mods I ban thee; I ban thee from this board!
Think of a poem, I cannot.
So banned, banned you are.
From space, banned and
From time, banned.
Spoken, the Banhammer has.
int main() {
User chellrose;
chellrose.insert_clever_signature();
return 0;}
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