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    Re: Ban the User Above You Poetically

    you could be cute and cuddly like a lamb,
    you could have just aced your final exam,
    you could be a million times smarter than I am,
    you're still banned and I don't give a damn.
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    Re: Ban the User Above You Poetically

    I am Ban.
    Ban I am.

    Do you like green eggs and ham?
    You do not like them?

    Banned you are.
    Banned from here and banned from there,
    You are banned from everywhere.

    Banned in a boat and banned by a goat.
    Banned in the rain and banned from the train.
    You are banned in the dark and banned up a tree.
    Banned from your car. Banned! you shall be.

    Banned in a box with a fox on the rocks.
    Banned from your house while your cat eats the mouse.
    Banned from here and banned from there,
    You are banned from everywhere!
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    Re: Ban the User Above You Poetically

    Be gone from the forum
    My bonnie Irish lass
    Be gone from the forum my darlin'
    You broke the rules love
    And you're his'try now
    And you will be banned forever
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    Re: Ban the User Above You Poetically

    Some say my poetry it does suck
    but I don't care, call me unfair
    I'm gonna say you are down on your luck
    coz you're banned for a complete lack of flair
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    Re: Ban the User Above You Poetically

    Quote Originally Posted by Sissy13 View Post
    I am Ban.
    ... long poem is long ...
    You are banned from everywhere!
    I was Ninja'd while thinking of this and Sissy hasn't been back since so posting anyway. Deal with it.

    There once was a sissy from planet earth.
    He tried to be a king for what it's worth.
    Built a hill house to dwell,
    then got nuked down to hell.
    Now he's banned for rebirth.

    Quote Originally Posted by robsoles View Post
    Some say my poetry it does suck
    but I don't care, call me unfair
    I'm gonna say you are down on your luck
    coz you're banned for a complete lack of flair
    Since I've already rhymed
    you're just banned and can kiss my behind.
    Last edited by Metallion; September 25th, 2012 at 02:59 PM.
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    Re: Ban the User Above You Poetically

    roses are red violets are blue
    then thy ban on you must be true

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    Re: Ban the User Above You Poetically

    Once there was an admin who had a badass hammer,
    Punished were the trolls, the bots and the spammers.
    But then I stole it like a thief I was born,
    And this thread shall be scorched, all tattered and torn!
    (I will be watching with all this popcorn)

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    Re: Ban the User Above You Poetically

    some say that orange
    creates a kinda carnage
    when you try to rhyme
    the word orange in time

    but you are banned 'cause
    i'm about to rhyme orange
    with your damn door hinge

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    Re: Ban the User Above You Poetically

    (With apologies to E. Browning)

    Pray tell, how shall I ban thee? Let me count the ways;
    How long shall I ban thee? I ban thee all thy days.
    I ban thee by the moonlight, that laps upon the hill;
    I ban thee by the wind, that runs thine ancient mill.
    I ban thee by the waters, that trickle through the ford;
    By the mods I ban thee; I ban thee from this board!

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    Re: Ban the User Above You Poetically

    Think of a poem, I cannot.
    So banned, banned you are.
    From space, banned and
    From time, banned.
    Spoken, the Banhammer has.
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