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  1. #101
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    Re: Ban the User Above You Poetically

    There once was a poet from Japan
    who went out looking for a ban
    He found it in the forum
    due to a popular quorum
    And declared "Thank you,
    I've been banned."

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    and plastic

    typing tiny fractal patterns
    emergent creative process
    hammering determined keys
    mapped to linguistic soul
    and plastic

    rhymes don't wait
    rhymes can't stop
    rhymes for everyone
    and plastic

    the gently falling pixels
    depicting fall
    leaves leaving
    fall is falling
    at a different rate
    but newton knows
    a leaf will leave and meet the earth
    a love like gravity will bind elgordodude
    and plastic

    your ban becomes you
    in turn a decay
    that leads before spring's revival
    to winter
    and plastic

  3. #103
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    Re: Ban the User Above You Poetically

    Good day, kind sir Dave.
    That poem of yours is so long,
    that it puts mine to shame.
    You even have rhyme in your name.
    I'm just too jealous to get along.
    So you're banned, damnit! ... unless you want to be my slave.
    Last edited by Metallion; February 14th, 2013 at 07:48 AM.
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  4. #104
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    Re: Ban the User Above You Poetically

    You have been banned by my cat.
    She's remaining with me, and that is that.
    int main() {
    insert_clever_signature();
    return 0;
    }

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    Re: Ban the User Above You Poetically

    Banned because now I have a bowl of milk
    but no cat to take a drink.
    I had even prepared a cat cushion made of silk.
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    Re: Ban the User Above You Poetically

    Well! If only I had known!
    *ships Compy's cat to Metallion*
    Now you have a cat to rest on your silk
    Play with your mice, and drink your milk.

    And now you are banned with peaches and lime
    For my brain's devoid of a good banning rhyme.
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  7. #107
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    Re: Ban the User Above You Poetically

    We're Russian dancing men.
    Oh yes, we're Russian dancing men.
    Our favorite pepper is cayenne.
    We're dancing right next to Big Ben.

    We're Russian dancing men.
    We're only dancing now and then.
    We start it off at half past ten.
    Soon we'll be going home again.

    But you're not a Russian dancing man,
    so you've got yourself a ban!
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    Re: Ban the User Above You Poetically

    You are a Russian dancing man?
    Your location's listed as Japan.
    But you dance now and then in England.
    Your act must be in high demand.

    Quite the traveler, you must be.
    But surely now you can see
    How many plane flights that requires.
    The fuel consumption keeps getting higher.

    Now thanks to you, fuel prices rise
    Until no one can afford to fly in the skies
    Or drive a car, truck or van.
    For that I'm giving you a ban.
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    insert_clever_signature();
    return 0;
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  9. #109
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    Re: Ban the User Above You Poetically

    Roses are dead.
    Violets are dead.
    I'm a bad gardener.
    You're banned.
    Last edited by Moose; March 20th, 2013 at 12:39 AM.

  10. #110
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    Re: Ban the User Above You Poetically

    Well really, this is a surprise
    I cannot believe my own eyes!
    I've been here for ages and ages,
    And I've scrolled through pages and pages,
    And this thread my attention escaped,
    Like it's masked and booted and caped,
    But now I've discovered it's here,
    I'm posting, but just out of sheer
    delight that with keyboard in hand
    I can say you are totally banned!
    I am an Ubuntu Padawan.

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