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  1. #91
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    Re: Ban the User Above You Poetically

    There once was a Sith lord from the Death Star
    that I will ban for pressing the space bar.
    Therefore he'll never have another bean.
    He'll have no treaty, no vaccine
    and no Lieutenant Yar!

    (Sorry, only listeners of The Morning Stream will get this joke.)
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  2. #92
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    Re: Ban the User Above You Poetically

    I ban you again tonight
    For Yar had no chance to fight
    Death in an instant
    From the Sludge-creature so distant
    Who vanquished her Federation rights.

    Lieutenant Worf will step in
    To ban you again.
    And if that's not enough,
    Well, then I'll say "Tough"
    And ban you from Tatooine.
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  3. #93
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    Re: Ban the User Above You Poetically

    There once was a sissy from some school
    that failed a student as an April fool.
    He came to their house without a peep
    and when they were fast asleep
    he hit them with a certain banning tool.
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  4. #94
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    Re: Ban the User Above You Poetically

    heh well i'd hate to rule
    that says violence is cruel
    but since we got there
    i thought it would be fair
    to state that in the fan
    you suck your finger, man
    and now it is in pieces
    oh now i want a Recees.
    so will leave you now
    so you can bow
    and beg for your ban
    if you can
    to be removed
    hah i Winned

  5. #95
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    Re: Ban the User Above You Poetically

    No, you didn't win.
    It's the banning dungeons that I'll throw you in.
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  6. #96
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    Re: Ban the User Above You Poetically

    There once was a metalhead from Japan
    that was looking for a victim to ban.
    But since the thread almost died,
    no matter how much he tried,
    banning himself is all he can.
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  7. #97
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    Re: Ban the User Above You Poetically

    You are banned for banning yourself.
    Although this thread has been on the shelf.
    I'm certain self-bans are against the rule,
    So you will be sent to banning school.

    My excuse for posting in this thread
    That everyone has long thought dead:

    Ordinary bans are not as much fun
    It's more entertaining to make a pun.
    Still I posted in the regular ban thread
    In hopes that something creative would be said.

    Alas, no bans! No bans for me
    Though robsoles was banned (twice!) which is fine by me.
    So I came here to state my ban
    In this long-forgotten land.

    Since I've not posted in quite a while
    Hope this dumb poem makes you smile.
    Now it's your turn to issue the ban.
    Make it count! If you can!
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  8. #98
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    Re: Ban the User Above You Poetically

    Person below me
    Banhammer you will now see
    Really don't know why

  9. #99
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    Re: Ban the User Above You Poetically

    You must know haiku
    is no honest poem true
    but a ban for you.

  10. #100
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    Re: Ban the User Above You Poetically

    See what you did there
    Does tell of what haiku bear
    Though still banned you see

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