Programming Jokes

[MG&TL]

I would suggest the thrust library if you ever wish to sort those private vectors.

On a side note, I'm guessing no plagiarism should be allowed. Otherwise, http://www.gnu.org/fun/fun.html

[ki4jgt]

while True:
    def day(plans):
        return False

    if day(plans) == True:
        print "You're getting somewhere"

    else:
        print "No time. Too busy."

[MG&TL]

while True:     
     def day(plans): 
         return False 

    if day(plans) == True: 
        print "You're getting somewhere"      

    else:         
        print "No time. Too busy."

    time.sleep(86400)

[zombifier25]

class sunglasses_addict
{
    protected:
        bool sunglasses_on = false;
    private:
        void be_cool()
        {
            while (true)
            {
                if (sunglasses_on == false) sunglasses_on = true;
                else sunglasses_on = false;
            }
         }
}Horatio_Caine; //Feel free too add more 

[snip3r8]

Meek : Earth 

[ki4jgt]

frome life import *
fun()
NameError: name 'fun' is not defined