Ever heard of the BOFH? I'd hate to have to rely on him. And I'm pretty sure he's real.

Of course, sysadmins deserve sympathy too. All those ridiculous requests from headless chickens. If I were a sysadmin, I think I'd do something like the guys in The IT Crowd, answering all phone calls with "Hello, have you tried turning it off and back on again?" I reckon those guys are real too...