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    The story of Tux 2

    This is a story of Tux. Please no zombies

    Tux got up one morning, went to his computer and looked at his...
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    Re: The story of Tux 2

    email, which was filled with random junk mail about how in 2012 the zombie apocalypse will happen. enraged at the fact he had 5000000000 pieces of junk mail, Tux...

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    Re: The story of Tux 2

    decided that he was going to do something about that. But what he didn't know was....

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    Re: The story of Tux 2

    then preceded to click the delete all button to remove all the junk mail from his computer because deleting each email individually would take all morning. After Tux got rid of all those emails...
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    Re: The story of Tux 2

    60 trillion more emails appeared as junk in his inbox. Supremely annoyed, Tux destroys the email system, then...

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    Feeling bad about what he had done, Tux decided to make an email server with Ubuntu on it to give back to the people whom servers he had destroyed. While he was working he heard a beep somewhere in his house, he looked around and found....
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    Re: The story of Tux 2

    a time bomb connected to an extremely large explosive device.

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    Quickly realizing what might happen, Tux searches the bomb for the fuse, seeing that the bomb had a radio transmitter that used WiFi he ran to his computer and connected with the bombs controller. Tux seeing that the bomb ran MS-DOS 6.0 he remembered how buggy it was when he tried it way back when he realized that it could become unstable and show the BSOD (in witch it could explode the bomb). Tux Quickly disarmed the bomb with tactics he learned from the Royal Canadian Navy, Bomb squad section. After that he called his friends from the local bomb squad to come to his house and disable the bomb, the people who showed up were....
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    Re: The story of Tux 2

    not the police or federal officials, but they were the Russian mob, hired by Bill Gates to destroy Tux. Tux then...

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    Re: The story of Tux 2

    ran from a radioactive zombie steve jobs.

    or something.

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