[QUOTE=wildmanne39;11908764]Hi, please post the output of:

Oh, uh. No, uh. No worries here. Turns out this is one of those laptops with an actual switch that turns off the wifi. After beating it up for 6 hours and installing 4 different distributions and having the same exact problem I figured out that at some point I must've accidentally moved that thing.

Yes, I am extremely embarrassed.