The Only Thing Worse Than...

[CompyTheInsane]

The only thing worse than cubicles as home is not having a permanent desk.

[Metallion]

The only thing worse than not having a permanent desk is having a permanent desk in every sense of the word. Meaning that it truly is permanent and can never EVER be moved or removed. I suspect it will also have a craving for human flesh.

[LillyDragon]

The only thing worse than a flesh-craving cubicle would be flesh-craving coworkers.

No wait, I think the man-eating cubicle is still worse. At least you could take out the zombies! =P

[LinuxFan999]

The only thing worse than either of those things is being crushed by 20 tons of garbage.

[Metallion]

The only thing worse than being crushed by 20 tons of garbage is putting your private parts in a lawn mower.

[LillyDragon]

The only thing worse than inserting your private sector into a running lawnmower would be trying to taste-test a vegi-shake with your tongue, while it's still mixing in the blender.

[GraeW]

the only thing worse than trying to taste-test a vegi-shake with your tongue, while it's still mixing in the blender.. is trying to taste-test a vegi-shake while it's still mixing in the blender, with a pierced tongue..

[LillyDragon]

The only thing worse than trying to taste-test a vegi-shake while it's still mixing in the blender, with a pierced tongue, is remove the hair on your legs with a pair of pliers and duct tape.

[GraeW]

The only thing worse than trying to remove the hair on your legs with a pair of pliers and duct tape is to remove the hair on your legs with only a pair of tweezers - and NO duct tape

... or so I've been told

[LinuxFan999]

The only thing worse than removing leg hairs with a pair of tweezers and no duct tape is the Linux version of Google Earth.