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    Re: The Only Thing Worse Than...

    The only thing worse than cubicles as home is not having a permanent desk.
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    Re: The Only Thing Worse Than...

    The only thing worse than not having a permanent desk is having a permanent desk in every sense of the word. Meaning that it truly is permanent and can never EVER be moved or removed. I suspect it will also have a craving for human flesh.
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    Re: The Only Thing Worse Than...

    The only thing worse than a flesh-craving cubicle would be flesh-craving coworkers.

    No wait, I think the man-eating cubicle is still worse. At least you could take out the zombies! =P

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    Re: The Only Thing Worse Than...

    The only thing worse than either of those things is being crushed by 20 tons of garbage.
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    The only thing worse than being crushed by 20 tons of garbage is putting your private parts in a lawn mower.
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    Re: The Only Thing Worse Than...

    The only thing worse than inserting your private sector into a running lawnmower would be trying to taste-test a vegi-shake with your tongue, while it's still mixing in the blender.

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    Re: The Only Thing Worse Than...

    the only thing worse than trying to taste-test a vegi-shake with your tongue, while it's still mixing in the blender.. is trying to taste-test a vegi-shake while it's still mixing in the blender, with a pierced tongue..
    ..by the twitching of my fingers
    something pithy here will linger..

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    Re: The Only Thing Worse Than...

    The only thing worse than trying to taste-test a vegi-shake while it's still mixing in the blender, with a pierced tongue, is remove the hair on your legs with a pair of pliers and duct tape.

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    Re: The Only Thing Worse Than...

    The only thing worse than trying to remove the hair on your legs with a pair of pliers and duct tape is to remove the hair on your legs with only a pair of tweezers - and NO duct tape

    ... or so I've been told
    ..by the twitching of my fingers
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    Re: The Only Thing Worse Than...

    The only thing worse than removing leg hairs with a pair of tweezers and no duct tape is the Linux version of Google Earth.
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