King of the hill!

[LinuxFan999]

*builds new hill on top of all of asia.*
I am the king of this 100,000 foot tall hill.

[Metallion]

Get that thing off of my house!

*Eats a can of spinach*
*Rolls hill into the pacific ocean*
*Puts on scuba diving gear and recovers the crown from LinuxFan999's drowned corpse*

[d2btoo]

Look Metallion,

This is my hill, leave now peacefully like a good child...

or

[LinuxFan999]

*Turns the whole planet into a giant hill.*
*Mixes the new hill with Mars, Venus, Mercury and Pluto to create the largest hill ever built.*
I am the king of the largest hill ever.

[bedpotato]

I don't care about the hill; I'm just here to save the hair.

*sternly removes scissors from d2btoo*

[d2btoo]

how about a chainsaw...
*grabs one from the kit*

[CompyTheInsane]

*Explodes hill*
*Largest part of hill lands on Texas*
*Captures Texas hill*

We have captured the control point.

[LinuxFan999]

*Combines the entire solar system, including the sun, into one enormous hill.*
I am the king of the largest hill in the universe (and was also the king of the second, third, and fourth largest hills in the universe).

[Metallion]

I don't care about the hill; I'm just here to save the hair.

*sternly removes scissors from d2btoo*

Thank you! I was so scared!

how about a chainsaw...
*grabs one from the kit*

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! *Runs away like a little girl, leaving the hill behind.*

[catlover2]

*enjoys a scissor and chainsaw-free afternoon atop the hill*