King of the hill!

[LinuxFan999]

*Magically grows the hill to 1000 times it's original size so you can no longer carry it.*
*claims the hill.*

[catlover2]

*grows 1000 times in size*

*eats hill*

[farrinux]

*The only thing a cat can't keep down is a hairball. So............*
*I gets my trusty razor and shave catlover. Ah new hill out of cathair. Danks CL, Oh you look cold!*

[catlover2]

Oh well, it'll grow back

*makes fur coat out of hair-hill*
*becomes king of real hill*

[farrinux]

Oh well, it'll grow back

*makes fur coat out of hair-hill*
*becomes king of real hill*

ROFLLLLLLLLL, Too funny!

[LinuxFan999]

*Takes the hill.*
*Magically grows it to 1,000,000 times it's previous size.*
*The earth is destroyed once again.*
I am the king of this huge hill once again.

[farrinux]

* Gets arrested for not having a planet to park his hill on. *
* Finds shovel and removes extra dirt from hill to make earth*
* Parks little hill back on earth. Tells space patrol that LinuxFan999 was having an MS moment, They fine him double.*

[LinuxFan999]

*destroys Microsoft.*
*uses the rubble from the Microsoft headquarters to build another hill.*

[farrinux]

*MS rubble has unknown error and BSOD. Self vaporizes in 10 seconds.*

* Canonical gives me FOSH (free open source hill.)*

[catlover2]

*takes source code and builds new hill*