*Finds out there is a hill after death*
The Texas Rangers confiscate your hill and give it to the "spy guy".
*eats the spy guy*
*builds a new hill*
I am the king of the hill once again.
Say no to Microsoft. Say yes to open source.
*sent a gift-box to LinuxFan999, containing a MS t-shirt*
*LinuxFan999 died on heart-attack*
Acquire the hill
*plants large bomb on Metallions land yacht and hill. BOOM!*
*Matallion looks pretty much like Daffy Duck at this point*
*grabs shovel makes new hill out of Ex-lax, "Let's see them eat this hill."*
AMD Athlon II x4 640 - ASUS M4A88T-V EVO/USB3 - 12GB RAM - XFX ATI Radeon HD 5670 1GB w/21.5" Monitor - Assorted HDDs - Mushkin Enhanced Chronos 120Gb SSD - [ArchLinux - Windows 7 - Mac OS X 10.6.8]
If all else fails, read the instructions.