King of the hill!

[su:bhatta]

King of the Hill, yes, thats me !

[pretty_whistle]

*made a fake hill out of someone's dream material*
*everyone thinks the fake hill is theirs*

The real hill is now mine!

*real hill is now disguised with puppy dog fur and dog tails*

...and no one can see me and the hill! Yay!

[su:bhatta]

To cut the story short I am the king of this hill !

[redbikemaster]

*Warps hill into the negative, thus making it a sinkhole*
*Hill appears on other side of the earth as expected*
*Claims hill*

[pretty_whistle]

*pressed the button*
*hill developes an oozing slime that causes everyone to slide off the hill*
*pulled the rope*
*hill stays slimey so no one can get on hill, ever*

now I'm living on hill in a house on stilts so slime doesnt affect me.

[su:bhatta]

so much trouble you people take for my Hill

I am the the King !!! Of this Hill !!!

[pretty_whistle]

*cast a "laying down" spell*
now everyone who tries for the hill must lay down (hard to be king and do it laying down)

now no one can be king except me!

[su:bhatta]

keep spinning the yarn, I am the king of the Hill, i don't need 'em !!!

[pretty_whistle]

You dont need to be king, lol.

I've done it then.

[su:bhatta]

I am the King of Bongo Bong and hence I am King of the Hill !