The "Luxury" Thread

[cgroza]

So the rules ore not complicated at all.

A user describes a unpleasant situation fictional or real, does not matter. And the follewing poster must call it "Luxury" and describe a more unpleasant situation.

For example:

Back in my days, I was forced to install a 100 mb distro using floppy drives.

Luxury, back in my days, I was forced to download it over a 3 kb/sec network.

Hope you enjoy it, that is if this takes off.

When I was a child I was forced to use a hit and miss 4/kb/sec dial up connection.

[cpmman]

Luxury - when I was a child I had to punch my own cards on a hexadecimal card punch.

[Metallion]

Luxury - When I was a child, I had to wipe my butt with hexadecimal punch cards.

[cpmman]

Luxury - they only let us have the chad when I was a child.

[Metallion]

Luxury - I still am a child.

[cpmman]

Luxury - I am still paying about £5000 a year out of my pension to keep you little beggars in amphetamine substitutes.

[Metallion]

Luxury - My mom won't let me watch Star Trek.

[cpmman]

Luxury - My mom won't let me watch Star Trek.

Now that IS a bummer!

but ... in the spirit of the game ...

Luxury - my wife says I am too old to 'play away' nowadays.

[Metallion]

Now that IS a bummer!

To a child it definitely is.

Luxury - My wife won't let me in the house any more.

[cpmman]

Luxury - my wife and I usually sleep in different countries.