Team 1 Versus Team 2... Who will you choose?

[smilinggoomba]

It's an all out war! In your post, say if you are on Team 1 or Team 2. You then say an "attack" to attack the other team. If your team was just attacked, you also have to say a "defense": a reason you shouldn't be attacked. Also include amount of times each team was attacked. You can post multiple times, and switch teams. Your team can post many times in a row, to use this to your advantage!

Example:
Sample1 says:I am on Team 1. I attack Team 2 with a giant ice pick. Team 1 attacked: 468 times. Team 2 attacked: 895 times.

Sample2 says:I am on Team 2. Team 1's attack is useless, cuz Team 2 is awesome! Team 2 pwns Team 1 with a triple lazor!
Team 1 attacked: 469 times. Team 2 attacked: 895 times.

Sample3 says:I am on Team 1. Team 2's attack sux, cause Team 1 has a force field! Team 2 owns Team 2 with a Super Krazy Lazor!
Team 1 attacked: 469 times. Team 2 attacked: 896 times.

Sample2 says:I am on Team 1. Team 1 pwns Team 2 with PIZZA!
Team 1 attacked: 469 times. Team 2 attacked: 897 times.

[cgroza]

I am in team 1.

Team 1 pwns team 2 because I posted first.

[PCaddicted]

I am in Team 2 and I attack cgroza by bumping this thread.

[redbikemaster]

I am joining the massive army known as Team 1.

[PCaddicted]

I attack redbikemaster by killing this thread.

[smilinggoomba]

I'm on Team 1, and I attack PCaddicted by reviving this thread.

[MG&TL]

Can I be a double agent?

[Metallion]

I am on Team 1 and we pwn team 2 because only PCAddicted is on there.

[smilinggoomba]

Can I be a double agent?

That is encouraged.

STATUS UPDATE:
TEAM 1 MEMBERS: 4
TEAM 1 HAS BEEN ATTACKED: 2 TIMES
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TEAM 2 MEMBERS: 1
TEAM 2 HAS BEEN ATTACKED: 3 TIMES
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TEAM 1 IS WINNING!

[LinuxFan999]

I am on Team 1 and we destroy Team 2 by deleting it from the forums forever.

STATUS UPDATE:
Team 1 members: 5
Team 1 has been attacked: 2 times
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Team 2 members: 1
Team 2 has been attacked: 4 times
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Team 1 is still winning.