The "Corrupt a wish" game

[pqwoerituytrueiwoq]

granted, but it has no effect (just like using tackle on a haunter)

i wish i did not have a skull splitting headache

[S2UIRR3L]

Granted: Your head ache is gone and now you have a blockage in your upper intestines.

I wish I could watch Survivor from behind the cameras that are there to record their every move, instead of having to set the timer on my VCR to watch it later.

[pqwoerituytrueiwoq]

granted, but the camera man is always standing in your way no mater how hard you try to see anything
You are in Japan and still use a VCR O.O

I wish manufactures would release there closed source driver source code when the hardware's support reaches EOL

[kemtnbkr]

I wish manufactures would release there closed source driver source code when the hardware's support reaches EOL

They do, but it is 3 lines of code, all calling custom functions they've written, and didn't release.

I wish that Steam would hurry up and get ported to Linux.

[pqwoerituytrueiwoq]

granted, but it is incomplete and very buggy

i wish for a pci modem that works with 64bit ubuntu 12.04 out of the box

[chellrose]

You get one that works perfectly... for 1 second, and then explodes.

I wish I was in Dixie.

[S2UIRR3L]

Granted You're in a 4-oz. paper cup

I wish tomorrow's barbeque goes on with no casualty hot dogs that fall in the fire.

[pqwoerituytrueiwoq]

granted, but you fell in the fire

i wish i know what that beep was

[Metallion]

That beep is my Bullet Bill cannon that just started working and is aimed right at your face.

I wish the curiosity rover would get eaten and crapped out by a Martian and just keep doing science and sending pictures before, during and after the process.

[kemtnbkr]

Granted, except the pictures are 5x5 pixel res.

I wish I had time to sleep during the semester.