Quote Originally Posted by pricetech View Post
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I wish my pizza had more pepperoni on it.
Ok, I deliver the pizza this time and I bring a slab of ice cold beer and a couple bottles of hard(er) stuff but I am already drunk. All is going swimmingly and you are enjoying the pepperoni enriched pizza right up until you offer me a slice - I'm so pepper intolerant that even being smashed drunk doesn't help, it takes me from being a funny (loveable) kind of a guy to being quite obnoxious and I destroy the pizza like the one I destroyed when somebody got pepperoni onto a pizza I ordered as a drunk teenager over twenty years ago. I am obnoxious as hell for another 5 or so minutes and then I actually apologise and offer to get you a decent pizza (ie., no peppers ) to replace it with. You may have no alternative but to ask me (very) politely to leave.


I wish I had a strong enough drink to wash that pepperoni down now.