It doesn't. Awesome just doesn't exist at all. We are all doomed to live sad lives now.
I wish I had a new pair of 1337 headphones.
Gee! These Aren't Roasted!
It doesn't. Awesome just doesn't exist at all. We are all doomed to live sad lives now.
I wish I had a new pair of 1337 headphones.
Full time open source software developer. Projects:
Wakame-vdc: Virtual data center. Community: Wakame Users Group
OpenVNet: Virtual networking using OpenFlow
Sinatra-browse: Parameter declaration framework and browsable API for ruby Sinatra.
Skinny Soy Caramel Ubuntu
You get a pair of 1,337 $1 headphones.
I wish for a LAN party.
Gee! These Aren't Roasted!
And I wish to attend.
Full time open source software developer. Projects:
Wakame-vdc: Virtual data center. Community: Wakame Users Group
OpenVNet: Virtual networking using OpenFlow
Sinatra-browse: Parameter declaration framework and browsable API for ruby Sinatra.
Just Give Me the Beans!
Compy -- Next election you run as a candidate of the LAN Party, get elected and are now forced to implement their policy.
I wish I could ban Metallion for issuing a wish without corrupting the previous one.
Frothy Coffee!
You become a forum moderator and ban Metallion for real (disable his forum account, and IP address(es), and all that). The other mods find that a bit drastic and ban you as well. Meanwhile, as Metallion can no longer access the forum, he is forced to find a new way to procrastinate at work. He accomplishes this by designing and launching a tlhIngan-seeking nuclear missile. It's headed straight for your house.
I wish for a more comfortable piano stool.
int main() {
User chellrose;
chellrose.insert_clever_signature();
return 0;}
Just Give Me the Beans!
Granted, now that my house is all blown up, you pickup the insulation and place it on top of your existing piano stool, making it more comfortable. But the insulation gives you rashes and makes you cough.
I wish for a beautiful day.
Skinny Soy Caramel Ubuntu
U2 appears in front of your house to sing the song "Beautiful Day" out in the rain.
I wish for cat 5 cables to be put inside the walls of my house.
Just Give Me the Beans!
Granted, your cat puts 5 cables inside the walls of your house.
I wish cell phones weren't so friggin fragile and delicate.
Gee! These Aren't Roasted!
Granted - most cell phones aren't water proof, including the one you just dropped in the toilet while texting and doing #1. At least it isn't scratched and it's still in one piece (too bad it's covered in #1).
I wish I could eat a sandwich from Wawa in Toms River, New Jersey with my two best friends again.
I actually DO have a real life....
I just forgot the password to it.
Skinny Soy Caramel Ubuntu
Look again your friends are already enjoying Wawa Sandwitch in Toms River, New Jersey while you are posting posts.
I wish someone gives me a 25 inch System 76 all-in-one Desktopas a gift
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