The "Corrupt a wish" game

[Metallion]

They stop being Doom WAD files. Never really knew they were actually.

I will to go stroll around the Tokyo government offices while loudly banging two cymbals together.

[S2UIRR3L]

While banging your cymbals, 10 sumo wrestlers fall from the sky, one of their parachutes failed to open and the only thing you hear getting louder and louder as he plummets from the sky is BONSAI... then you die.

I'm a little envious on Metallion... I wish to see Tokyo too!

[robsoles]

As you claim to be in Tokyo, Japan the wish fairies can only assume that your sight is impaired and in a botched attempt to restore your sight they completely blind you - you will have to feel Tokyo instead.


I wish for immortality and I don't mean that wishy washy stuff where being immortalised means you will be remembered for a long time after you die.

[Metallion]

I wish to learn how to wrestle.

I'm a little envious on Metallion... I wish to see Tokyo too!

Seeing Tokyo's not so difficult. All you need is money, a few holidays, a flight and a hotel room. If you're still studying, you could work for one summer month and come here the next. I'll buy you a beer.

[rasmus91]

You learn how to wrestle through a coca-cola program to promote a new product which causes intense bone weakening due to a new untested acid they use. you learn how to wrestle, but you can't really do anything with it as your bones would snap at the lightest grapple.

I wish my hacking skills were unparalleled-good.

[pqwoerituytrueiwoq]

granted, but you are only able to hack 1 decade old video games
i suggest you make scripts to hack them after they are 11 years old, at which point your skills will diminish on that game

I wish an iPod's led would tell you when it is done charging without the need for itunes to be installed in addition to that for it to not need software running on the power source to charge it (my usb ports supply power while shutdown/suspend, but it will not charge)

[robsoles]

if you rewire one of the ports to have 2V on both data lines the apple rubbish will continue to charge but you'll have to check its progress by pressing the home button to wake its screen up.


I wish the minimalist charger I tried to make with a nine volt battery, 7805, 1N4004 and four resistors would actually charge my HTC One X instead of making it light up as if charging but only just maintaining current charge

[pqwoerituytrueiwoq]

using a iPod shuffle there is no screen...

granted it works but slowly damages the mainboard in the phone
this is not covered under warranty

i wish for a bigger lol sign

[S2UIRR3L]

Your wish is granted... but up side down.

I wish I could afford internet speeds faster than 3-megs down / 1-megs up.

[Metallion]

You can but your mom won't let you buy it.

I wish my mom would have let me buy the Super Nintendo when it came out.