The "Corrupt a wish" game

[tlhIngan]

It's attached to the back of your power supply, silly.
I wish I hadn't written that.

[robsoles]

OK, you didn't write that but someone did and they posted using your account so they must have hacked it. I hope they didn't post anything any more inflammatory than you usually would, hey?

I wish we had another wii controller here, right now!

[pqwoerituytrueiwoq]

grated, the same day delivery fee cost 5 times the items cost

i found my power cable, it raped up with the other half of the PSU for my laptop

i wish i could sleep now to 8pm today

[tlhIngan]

Go for it, but the neighbours will play the same annoying song over and over and over and over until 8:05 PM loud enough that you can hear it within your dreams. And they'll be good dreams too.
I wish I could think of something to wish for right now.

[zombifier25]

Grante... wait, you wished you could think of something to wish for, and looks like you had already fulfilled it, since you wished you could think of something to wish for. But it's mandatory for me to grant your wish anyway, so you'll be incapable thinking of what to wish for except for the ability to think of something to wish for. You should have thought of something else to wish for other than help for thinking of something to wish for.

I wish for an Ubuntu Phone.

[robsoles]

You got it but, quite unfortunately, it just wants to be a desktop for you - you are going to have to pollute that perfect Ubuntu with some Android OS to be able to keep calling that device a phone

I wish for more

[tlhIngan]

You got it, but more is less.
I wish "Natasha" wasn't "Ah! Satan" backwards.

[Joebewan]

It isn't, but only because there's no ! in Natasha.

I wish I could explain why my BlueRay disks rewind faster than my DVDs.

[tlhIngan]

That's because your DVD isn't a DVD, it's a VHS.
I wish for breakfast

[pqwoerituytrueiwoq]

granted, here is your breakfast

i wish the open soucre gpu drivers were >= there propitiatory alternative if applicable