The "Corrupt a wish" game

[robsoles]

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I wish the battery backup I have to carry downstairs would walk down there by itself.

It does. It also completes its task there and then it comes back upstairs to make sure you have completed all your tasks. You haven't and now you must answer to your new master, the hyper intelligent battery backup unit.

I wish pricey good luck with his new master

[pqwoerituytrueiwoq]

granted he get lucky with his new master BTW you robsoles are a witness

i wish for time manipulation powers

[theDaveTheRave]

Granted, you've manipulated time so as your corrupted wish isn't corrupted, so your wish never gets created to be corrupted.... you find yourself in a wormhole of unfinishedness and your brain implodes/explodes and turns to jelly in quick succession.... only to be repeated endlessly....

I wish for a better corruption to pqwoerituytrueiwoq wish.

[Metallion]

Lord of Time gives him a few one on one lessons in exchange for one human sacrifice. theDaveTheRave was nearby.

I wish you would stay a while and listen.

[robsoles]

Assuming you meant me I listen very carefully but all I hear is the whirring of fans and hard drive motors and other associated bits and pieces. I might go to youtube or something in a minute and look up some music or something just to break the pseudo silence.

I wish the note on the fans here was sweeter

[zombifier25]

The lead from those fans are unsurprisingly sweet. Granted.

I wish I could code with my mind.

[pqwoerituytrueiwoq]

granted, but you have to type it by hand

i wish for nothingspecial to corrupt this wish

[pricetech]

He does, but somehow in the great grand scheme of things, his corruption gets swept away like a leaf in the wind and you never get to enjoy it.

I wish the computer I have to go look at would come look at me instead.

[pqwoerituytrueiwoq]

granted, it was shipped using collect on delivery

I wish "Cool n Quiet" worked when OCing past 3.7Ghz

[catlover2]

Whenever you overclock past 3.7 GHz, Cool 'n Quiet not only works, it is forced on and has a serious bug that leaves the CPU stuck at its base frequency of 800MHz.


I wish for this.