Oh was that red car yours? I'm sorry. You can keep the tire that caused it though.
I wish for a black glossy superstrat with EMG pickups and a string through bridge. (that's a type of electric guitar)
Oh was that red car yours? I'm sorry. You can keep the tire that caused it though.
I wish for a black glossy superstrat with EMG pickups and a string through bridge. (that's a type of electric guitar)
Full time open source software developer. Projects:
Wakame-vdc: Virtual data center. Community: Wakame Users Group
OpenVNet: Virtual networking using OpenFlow
Sinatra-browse: Parameter declaration framework and browsable API for ruby Sinatra.
Granted - It goes into hyper-overdrive and melts to your fingers as you're playing it.
I wish for an all expense paid trip to the touristy part of Tokyo (Shinagawa/Chiyoda)?
(by the way - nice taste in guitars)
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I actually DO have a real life....
I just forgot the password to it.
You get one, it is brilliant, seriously looks (and smells and feels and squirts ink) just like a real octopus. You can't wait for a rainy day to try it out so you go in the shower with it, it protects you from the water coming out of the shower head and just looks so stunningly lifelike, when you go to put it down and get out of the shower in a bizarre bathroom incident the umbrella envelopes you and you fall into it, it fills with water (you should have stopped the water first!!!) and you drown - the cops are dumbfounded when they find you months later.
I wish I could have managed that in three words or so but 'it eats you' just doesn't cut the kind of mustard I was going for
It doesn't exactly cut the muster either.
I wish I knew what a 'muster' was, and why it is so difficult to cleave in twain.
clear && echo paste url and press enter; read paste; (youtube-dl $paste) | zenity --progress --title="☠" --text "Downloading, please wait" --auto-close --pulsate && ans=$(zenity --file-selection); gnome-terminal -x mplayer "$ans"
Upon realizing the true reality and complete context, your mind becomes rent in non-Euclidean fractals as horrors from outside knowable reality leak in with this dread metalinguistic knowledge, and your insanity renders you unable to do anything but contemplate the infinity of all musters like an LSD trip that never ends.
I wish for an ocean of mushroom gravy and a boat made of unleavened bread.
Granted. The gravy is made of mushrooms which have been taking up residence in the back of Metallion's fridge for 3 years, though. And the unleavened bread is left over from the Passover. The original Passover.
Probably isn't going to sink, but it's not going to be a very pleasant journey...
I wish for fresh homemade bread.
int main() {
User chellrose;
chellrose.insert_clever_signature();
return 0;}
It takes you hours and hours to get it just right using nothing but what you had at home.
I wish it was next Wednesday already
It is next Wednesday 23:59:59. Whatever it is you were looking forward to, you missed it.
I wish for some time away from customers so I can work on the exact parts of Wakame that I want to work on while still bringing in money somehow.
Full time open source software developer. Projects:
Wakame-vdc: Virtual data center. Community: Wakame Users Group
OpenVNet: Virtual networking using OpenFlow
Sinatra-browse: Parameter declaration framework and browsable API for ruby Sinatra.
The semi-colon keys on all of your keyboards break inexplicably.
I wish FrogCMS was not so exploitable, nice to hand a customer something they can maintain themselves (any opensource suggestions other than Drupal or Joomla? They are a bit too 'complicated' for this specific customer).
clear && echo paste url and press enter; read paste; (youtube-dl $paste) | zenity --progress --title="☠" --text "Downloading, please wait" --auto-close --pulsate && ans=$(zenity --file-selection); gnome-terminal -x mplayer "$ans"
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