He decides to show you and breaks your face right open with an elbow to the head.
I wish I found Southpark funny.
He decides to show you and breaks your face right open with an elbow to the head.
I wish I found Southpark funny.
You suddenly find it funny, but now nothing else seems funny to you.
I wish Microsoft's headquarters were burned to the ground.
Say no to Microsoft. Say yes to open source.
Due to their original location burning down from an act of arson Microsoft is forced to relocate right next door to you.
I wish life was easy.
Life becomes easy. Easier in fact than falling off a log. Falling off a log, however, then becomes rocket surgery to you and since that is now your soul purpose for existing, well you figure it out.
I wish for a Vanilla Malt.
I just dropped one in the toilet. You can have it.
I wish for a cow manure catapult to be installed on my window. One that can only shoot outwards and is aimed at the busy street below.
Full time open source software developer. Projects:
Wakame-vdc: Virtual data center. Community: Wakame Users Group
OpenVNet: Virtual networking using OpenFlow
Sinatra-browse: Parameter declaration framework and browsable API for ruby Sinatra.
It only shoots as you are walking past your own house.
I wish for fish.
AMD Athlon II x4 640 - ASUS M4A88T-V EVO/USB3 - 12GB RAM - XFX ATI Radeon HD 5670 1GB w/21.5" Monitor - Assorted HDDs - Mushkin Enhanced Chronos 120Gb SSD - [ArchLinux - Windows 7 - Mac OS X 10.6.8]
If all else fails, read the instructions.
I fix my catapult to shoot when I want it to. Then I send you a coupon for that sushi place outside my house.
I wish to take care of catlover2's cat for a day.
Full time open source software developer. Projects:
Wakame-vdc: Virtual data center. Community: Wakame Users Group
OpenVNet: Virtual networking using OpenFlow
Sinatra-browse: Parameter declaration framework and browsable API for ruby Sinatra.
You get your wish, but the cat recently had claw upgrades to adamantium. Can you say metal shredder!
I wish for..........Hmmmmmmmmm a bone for ma dogs!
Full time open source software developer. Projects:
Wakame-vdc: Virtual data center. Community: Wakame Users Group
OpenVNet: Virtual networking using OpenFlow
Sinatra-browse: Parameter declaration framework and browsable API for ruby Sinatra.
Granted. But Sweet Tooth challenges you to a match next. Sweet Tooth makes the Grim Reaper looks like an innocent sheep grazing on peaceful grass, so good luck with thar.
I wish for a death note (with my name NOT written on it)
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