Everybody at your new job gets the best of luck. You however, are sacked the next day. The luck remains at your new old job and you're left with nothing.
I wish Mt. Fuji would erupt but spew chocolate sauce instead of lava.
Everybody at your new job gets the best of luck. You however, are sacked the next day. The luck remains at your new old job and you're left with nothing.
I wish Mt. Fuji would erupt but spew chocolate sauce instead of lava.
Full time open source software developer. Projects:
Wakame-vdc: Virtual data center. Community: Wakame Users Group
OpenVNet: Virtual networking using OpenFlow
Sinatra-browse: Parameter declaration framework and browsable API for ruby Sinatra.
You didn't make a wish, so the genie wasn't very happy. D:
I wish I could make flatulence that powerful on demand.
He made a wish. Because you did not grant his, you're directly in violation of rule 212421, section ávsđ), subsection -56, subsubsection 12-2i of the genie rule book. The sentence?
Your flatulence will explode just like that, along with the inside of your body.
I wish Stephen Hawking discovered the Theory of Everything.
Granted... Hawking is about to reveal the theory of everything, but his text to speech thing has downloaded a virus and now the world thinks that the theory to everything is "Click HERE for your free trial to talk with the hottest muscle boys on the web"
I wish I didn't have to brew a fresh pot of coffee.
granted, you get to drink a diet soda instead
i wish firefox had that speech to text converter for searching like chromium does for searching
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"What use is a speech to text plugin for Firefox if you are unable to speak?"
I wish for a corrupted wish.
clear && echo paste url and press enter; read paste; (youtube-dl $paste) | zenity --progress --title="☠" --text "Downloading, please wait" --auto-close --pulsate && ans=$(zenity --file-selection); gnome-terminal -x mplayer "$ans"
Granted, now any word that is either too complex, or riddled with too many typos, for it to properly pronounce translates into off-color humor.
EDIT : Well dang-it, I just got ninja'd. XD
I wish I had a rouge planet between galaxies, where there are no stars in sight; only darkness. The moon can only be seen when it eclipses galaxies in the sky, and there are thermal vents for vegetation to thrive on.
I can only imagine how badly this will go. > : D
granted, the scenery is beautiful and there are very attractive aliens there, who do not wear clothes, the atmosphere is toxic to humans, takes about 30min to die from the toxins
i wish for a イーブイ
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- that sounds like a do-able outcome lolgranted, the scenery is beautiful and there are very attractive aliens there, who do not wear clothes, the atmosphere is toxic to humans, takes about 30min to die from the toxins"
You get a Snorlax instead.
I wish my Raspberry Pi's RTC would hurry up and arrive in the mail.
clear && echo paste url and press enter; read paste; (youtube-dl $paste) | zenity --progress --title="☠" --text "Downloading, please wait" --auto-close --pulsate && ans=$(zenity --file-selection); gnome-terminal -x mplayer "$ans"
granted, it arrives and assembly is required, solder not included
your soldering iron(s) is broken BTW, so now you have to order one
if you did not realize it you have to put the capacitors and such onto the pcb of the mobo your self
i wish my mom could comprehend the principle behind things
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