The "Corrupt a wish" game

[zombifier25]

you get a thousand wish but none of them come true

i wish that a comic book shop opens in my country

Wrong page dude. The game is now on page 194 and you're corrupting a wish on page 1. So I'll corrupt BOTH of your wishes!

Granted. But it's all 18+ comic, so if you come in you're shamed for life.

every state in the world decides to interchange the meaning of the word blue with that of green, and vice versa. this only lasts for a day.

I wish I could be more than one place at once.

Granted. You're now turned into a molecule, which according to quantum physics and Stephen Hawking you can now be in two place at one. Too bad for you you no longer has conscience, you're now just a lonely molecule.


I wish I was extremely proficent in Canne de combat (the martial art of using a walking cane) without actually being crippled.

[pydsigner]

Granted. A tyrannical regime destroys every walking cane, every cane manufacturer, and every cane-fighter on the planet.

I wish for the latest working version of all my installed programs to be instantaneously installed on my computer.

[ki4jgt]

Granted. A tyrannical regime destroys every walking cane, every cane manufacturer, and every cane-fighter on the planet.

I wish for the latest working version of all my installed programs to be instantaneously installed on my computer.

sudo apt-get upgrade

Unfortunately apt-get blows up and chunks of your computer fly all over your neighbor's lawn.

I wish for one day, I could ask anybody anything and they'd have to be completely honest about it.

[Zomgrick]

I wish for one day, I could ask anybody anything and they'd have to be completely honest about it.

You ask your mother if she loves you and she tells you she wishes you were never born.

I wish Ubuntu is finally going to work on my PC.

[pricetech]

It does, perfectly in fact, right before the whole thing gets fried by a freak lightning strike from a clear blue (green) sky.

I wish I was a turnip green.

[pqwoerituytrueiwoq]

granted, you get eaten the next day and come out the other end as a turn

i wish there was a guest session entry in the xfce4 action buttons plugin

[pydsigner]

Granted. Unfortunately, there was a bug giving the guest root, and a three-year-old manages to delete everything on your system.

I wish that everyone used Python.

[alan21276]

Granted.....but you're destined never to ever find it, even though everyone else easily can and we all have a laugh at your expense causing you to spiral downwards into the depths of despair...mmmwaahahahaha!!!

I wish to have exactly 47.9 different varieties of cheddar served to me on a wooden plate.....by a monkey butler....called Gearge...at 19.54 on october 23rd.

[IWantFroyo]

"Gearge" is American. He doesn't know what "19.54" means, so he eats the cheese.

I wish that Photoshop Elements worked on Ubuntu.

[pydsigner]

Granted. Too bad the kernel module enabling this has a major bug that prevents your computer from booting.

I wish that Rome: Total War worked well with WINE.