The "Corrupt a wish" game

[CompyTheInsane]

Windows 7 has been on sale since late 2009.

I wish to attend a LAN party.

[catlover2]

You do, but as you arrive someone puts a foot through your motherboard.



I wish I had a GTX 470.

[LinuxFan999]

You find one at a store, but it is too expensive because of a shortage.

I wish Microsoft came to an end.

[alegomaster]

Microsoft takes control of China and takes over the world and imposes an Orwellian world on us.

I wish that I can think of more wishes

[LinuxFan999]

You can't, no matter how hard you try.

I wish the Galaxy Nexus didn't get so hot.

[alegomaster]

Samsung releases an update which makes the phone temperature the same temperature as liquid nitrogen. Your hand gets a very nasty burn.

I wish that I can wish of a wish that will wish a wish into in my head.

[IWantFroyo]

You get wishceptioned. (Your wishes come true in side of your wishes but remain stuck in the levels)

I wish for a PS Vita. My old PSP 1001 is stuttering and dying.

[LinuxFan999]

You get a PS Vita box, but instead of having a PS Vita in it, it has another PSP 1001.

[LillyDragon]

You didn't make a wish, so now you must suffer the same fate as the poor guy whose wish you just corrupted! MWAHAHAHAHA!!! >:D

I wish I could be in two places at once!

[LinuxFan999]

You clone yourself, but 5 minutes later, both of you exploded.

I wish Western Digital made quieter hard drives.