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Thread: The "Corrupt a wish" game

  1. #961
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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    I do too. Nothing to disagree with there.

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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    It mutates, merges with your computer and completely takes it over. The first thing it does is install Windows 3.1 and it makes sure you are never able to use anything.

    I wish I had an awesome fedora hat to parade down the street with.
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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    Conveniently, a bunch of guys from the mob wielding tommy guns and fedoras in a convertible Cadillac drive past your parade. They were being chased by twelve S.W.A.T vans, two rooftop snipers, and twenty news choppers after pulling the biggest bank heist in a century. Because of your fedora, one of the snipers with an itchy trigger finger unloads a shot on someone he thinks is the fall guy, and BAM, you wake up in a hospital. Luckily, you just passed out, but your poor fedora...well, let's just say it wasn't pretty.

    I wish I was on the surface of Venus.

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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    But then you realize that Venus is HOT.

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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    C becomes dead by the time you finish learning it.

    I wish for a faster internet connection (6Mbps at least)
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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    You get cable Internet service, but it slows down to about 400 Kbps after 1 day of usage.

    I wish Google fixed the font issue in Google Earth.
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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    They do, but then Google Earth instantly crashes your X server, so you never know that the font issue got fixed.


    DVD+RW discs are too slow to burn.
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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    It's an odd wish but granted: your DVD+RW discs will take much too long to burn.


    I wish for some fast and nasty loving
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  9. #969
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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    You get it, but she still leaves you.

    I wish for a new bookcase.

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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    Quote Originally Posted by IWantFroyo View Post
    You get it, but she still leaves you.

    I wish for a new bookcase.
    You get it, but it's radioactive.

    I wish for ice cream. :3

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