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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    You wish for crackers. Your monitors and televisions get cracked into pieces.

    I wish YouTube allowed videos being uploaded that are in 60 FPS to be available at 60 FPS instead of converting them to 30 FPS.
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    Question Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    Quote Originally Posted by CompyTheInsane View Post
    You wish for crackers. Your monitors and televisions get cracked into pieces.

    I wish YouTube allowed videos being uploaded that are in 60 FPS to be available at 60 FPS instead of converting them to 30 FPS.
    Your wish is granted. Every 50/60 fps upload on YT is now 50/60 fps and everyone's Linux and windows slows down to a halt.

    I wish I wasn't such a nerd as part of my natural form.
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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    You lose all memory of Linux and open source, and forget them again 50 seconds after you hear about them again. Forever.

    I wish that I could see my skill sets in RPG style levels.

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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    You can but your entire life becomes a jRPG. Every time you talk to people they will just repeat the same lines over and over, no matter what you ask them.

    I wish the donkey next door would take over the world.
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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    The donkey next door takes over the world. It is an uneventful takeover and the donkey does a great job of fixing a good deal of the world's problems.


    I wish the donkey would just randomly give me a payrise from time to time, just for being here
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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    The donkey gives you a 1000% payraise as part of the process of firing you 3 weeks later.

    I wish for a 500GB solid state drive
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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    Suddenly your doorbell rings. You open the door and are just about to say hi to me as I break a 500 GB solid state drive on your head and then fly back to Japan, leaving you unconscious on the floor.

    I wish I got a 1000% pay raise too.
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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    You'll barely see 607.2% of said raise after taxes!

    I wish I could speak/read Japanese.

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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    良かったら、教えてあげるよ。I agree to teach you but from day 1, I speak and write nothing but Japanese and continuously beat you with a stick if you don't immediately understand everything I say/write.

    I wish I could beat up Batman.
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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    You are in the middle of doing so when a magnificent Steinway Grand Piano falls on both of you. As batman rises from the blood splattered mess of magnificent piano bits the credits start to roll - for The Batman it was always a cartoon, you took it much too seriously Pal


    I wish the next guitar they give me would be that tight and lovely SS we had to send back last Friday
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